Scene: at a ninja’s house.
The wife of a ninja and her lover are kissing in bed. A ghost of the ninja is flying into the room.
Ghost: Honey, you’ll just die when you hear what happened to me today!
The wife and her lover (screaming in fear): АААH!!!
The wife and her lover are lying on bed unconscious.
Ghost (in his thoughts): Hm… Being a ghost definitely has its bright sides… Maybe next I should visit my mother-in-law…